Were you aware that hell just froze over?
May. 5th, 2015 11:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pheloniusfriarThe Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6°C)
· Italian Cars won't start.
· Canadians drive with the windows down.
32° Fahrenheit (0°C)
· American water freezes.
· Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9°C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51°C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5°C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114°C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15°C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295°C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The NDP are elected as a majority government in Alberta.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Democratic_Party
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_Alberta
... I guess that explains why I can't thaw my keg <makes ready to happily gnaw on ice>.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/elections/alberta-votes/
Let's just hope the Alberta NDP don't fuck up as badly as the Ontario NDP did...
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6°C)
· Italian Cars won't start.
· Canadians drive with the windows down.
32° Fahrenheit (0°C)
· American water freezes.
· Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9°C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51°C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5°C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114°C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15°C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295°C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The NDP are elected as a majority government in Alberta.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Democratic_Party
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_Alberta
... I guess that explains why I can't thaw my keg <makes ready to happily gnaw on ice>.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/elections/alberta-votes/
Let's just hope the Alberta NDP don't fuck up as badly as the Ontario NDP did...
Good mornafternoon
Date: 2020-07-20 04:50 pm (UTC)Hello Handsome,
How was your Monday morning?
I woke up about an hour ago which is good so now I should go to bed tonight at a reasonable time.
Plan to do some art stuff today and go for a walk around the neighbourhood. There is one of those cute little library boxes down the street and it's jammed packed full of books and it's calling to me!!
Have a great day,
Sonya xoxo