Were you aware that hell just froze over?

[pheloniusfriar]

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6°C)
· Italian Cars won't start.
· Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0°C)
· American water freezes.
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9°C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51°C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5°C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114°C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15°C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295°C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The NDP are elected as a majority government in Alberta.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Democratic_Party

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_Alberta

... I guess that explains why I can't thaw my keg <makes ready to happily gnaw on ice>.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/elections/alberta-votes/

Let's just hope the Alberta NDP don't fuck up as badly as the Ontario NDP did...