Just say no...

[pheloniusfriar]

"I can eat flaming arsenic coated compressed ebola rocks and be fine, but taco bell rapes my digestive system..."

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[popelaksmi]

Context? Or maybe it's not needed....

Sex jokes... and a contemplation of bad fast food...

[pheloniusfriar]

The context is perhaps entertaining as well... a friend had to go in for a pre-op CT scan of their brain (yes, it's serious and apparently happening Wednesday after two years of trying to get a diagnosis and months of waiting post-diagnosis for the surgery). They were given a "contrast agent" before the scan. Apparently, one of the things it does is greatly increase blood flow... especially in certain "sensitive" areas. She posted this along with her update (which I had seen before... it still terrifies me, lol)...

Electric Six — Danger! High Voltage

I replied "Mmmm... now I want tacos for lunch..." (I am still perhaps overly entertained by Robert Anton Wilson having introduced me to the phrase "If god hadn't wanted us to eat pussy, he wouldn't have made it look so much like a Taco"). Heh. She replied "hahaha, i HATE taco bell! i ate there once, and was confused about how people could ever eat there.". And... to which I replied (the full quote): "Heh... I meant *real* tacos (or fish tacos or something). Taco bell is dooooom! I can eat flaming arsenic coated compressed ebola rocks and be fine, but taco bell rapes my digestive system.". A giggling discussion of "fish tacos" (à la R.A.W.) ensued ;).

As a bonus to my answer, looking for the proper wording of the R.A.W. quote, I stumbled across this page (which had the quote on it as well), lol...

Oral Sex Jokes

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat." and one of my favourite quotes of all time, by the J. Edgar Hoovernator himself, "I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce"... hahahaha, cracks me up every time!

Re: Sex jokes... and a contemplation of bad fast food...

[popelaksmi]

Ahh, yes, this helps.

And is entertaining.

If I were feeling a bit better, I'd make jokes about eating tacos too but alas, I do not have the wit this evening. I'll just say that I like eating tacos too and happened to be fantasizing about this just this morning while I *ahem* relaxed with my thoughts. ;)

taco bell

[kweenbee]

High Voltage...heart burn urgh*

I thought you had actually gone there this weekend and had your digestive system raped *again*

Taco jokes, and fish tacos I feel were hilarious at last year's Mayfair gathering when they filmed all the different um taco pics....if you remember!

I prefer the Mexican restaurant here in the Market