I Shat, you Shat...

This is officially the best thing on the Internet at the moment:

"Shatoetry: VO Booth BTS "Absolutely"" (Watch on YouTube)

For a chance to try it interactively for yourself (seriously, it's the official William Shatner application): Shatoetry!!!

p.s. reality is stranger than fiction, you can't make this shit up...